As in, the real kind. Or more likely the plastic kind. But, I'm happy not to be and given the choice would pick these stylish handcuff bracelets from b-side any day.
Favorite part: On the white pair, the tag reads “145.60,” referencing the section of NY state penal code that makes graffiti a Class A misdemeanor. Kind of like how "bathing swimming or wading in any fountain or pool except where officially authorized is prohibited." Sorry DC/ National Park Police!